Former Redskins great Gary Clark has invited you to a Redskins party that is too good to be true.

According to the party announcement, published last week on a Web site dedicated to promoting and selling tickets to the shindig, every Redskin from each of franchise’s three Super Bowl champion teams would be showing up for an all-day affair on Aug. 29 at RFK Stadium, the most hallowed grounds to fans of the burgundy and gold.

There would be an all-day party outside the stadium, billed as the “Ultimate Tailgate.” There would be “coaching clinics” taught by unnamed “NFL legends.”

And Chris Cooley, the current face of the franchise, would host the finals of a massive video-game tournament. A battle of the bands would be held outside the stadium.

A dinner gala, to honor Joe Gibbs and the “Gridiron Warriors” who led the Skins to the three Lombardi Trophies, would follow the tailgate inside the stadium, on the RFK grass where so much gloriousness took place.

Gibbs would be both the featured guest and a speaker at the dinner. Skins owner Dan Snyder would address the bash, also, giving his remarks “on the upcoming Redskins season.” Fans in attendance, which would number 20,000 according to the invite, would get a chance to ask questions of their heroes. The celebration would be capped off with a “Monte Carlo night” program after the dinner, where fans and guests of honor could commingle.

Ticket packages were advertised from $25 to $12,500 for what the invite dubs “the greatest sporting event ever held” in the city.

Proceeds from the fest, according to the Web site, would go to charity.... Continued